August 15/ Gettin' Some Ass/ PG-13/ Clopened

[hara]

Character(s): Hara Midori, Izanagi Kimura
Time: Noon
Location: where the hot babes are at

f00tballgirlxoxo: "Hey, lolsummer69, you live in the Aozora community, right? Don't you want to meet your GF IRL? :-( You know where the beach is, right? We can go on a date there!"

Hara scooted back in his chair with a his devil smile. He found it amusing to trick people online and offline. The kid on the other side of the screen seemed so naive and so young that he'd fall for it. What should I do when I see this kid?

[izanagi]

lolsummer69: "huh lol your right i suppose it would be nice but what if u dont like me jk im bein sarcastic~*~*~\\\\ who wouldnt like me lol JK again im not a douche "

Wow, was this kid pathetic or what? He honestly had the worst sense of humor, but somehow this "girl" had stuck by him and talked to him despite that. Izanagi didn't think that there was even the chance of his so called girlfriend being a pedophile or a creeper or, worse, , a troll. He was just happy and too blinded by the fact that someone would actually date his lame ass to consider it.

lolsummer69: "so uh yea i can meet you at the beach or something... time??? "

Wow, this guy is fucking dumb forreal.

[hara]

f00tballgirlxoxo: "Aw, I'm glad you're not a douche. I'm the kind of girl lookin' for a nice boy in the real world! I think we're perfect for each other. "

With a smirk, Hara entered it. He was slightly satisfied with his work at the moment even though he wasn't even trying. Trying or not, the idiot was held captivated under the love spell. I wonder if this idiot is a nine year old boy or something.

lolsummer69: "so uh yea i can meet you at the beach or something... time??? "

Hara was trying his best not to laugh out loud at the guy. How could someone be so... easily taken? Hara made his character do some weird blushing pose in the MMORPG before answering the boy.

f00tballgirlxoxo: "Let's meet each other in... 10 minutes? Sound good? Kyaa, I'm so excited, lolsummer69-kun! <3"

[izanagi]

lolsummer69: "hahaha maybe you're right ;D but yea i'll meet u there. g2g now tho, gotta get ready and shit u kno? ill miss u til then tho "

Iza hesitated before clicking the sign-out button, realizing that he had forgotten something important. They'd probably be completely lost if he had signed off before remembering. He grinned to himself, proud for remembering, as he typed in another response.

lolsummer69: "btw, uhhh how will we know who we're looking for? "

He had to pause once more to consider this. He wasn't exactly one to have bright ideas and this was a problem for him. Come on, he had to figure out something.

lolsummer69: "hey, you can text me or something when u get there and tell me where you are!!! heres my # "

With that, he sent her the number before signing off and going to get ready. He honestly had to take a few minutes to stop freaking out. Man, what if she saw him and just left? Would he disappoint her? Was there good food at the beach? What if he said something dumb? All of these questions were important, but he wasn't sure how to answer any of them.

But eventually he got over those anxieties, getting ready pretty quickly. Izanagi figured he would have to just ride the bus to get there, but it wouldn't be too bad .. he hoped so, anyways.

It actually didn't take all that long to arrive and soon he could feel the sand under his feet as he took his first step onto the beach. However, he was less concerned with the water, hot weather, and various chicks walking around in stringy bikinis(surprisingly), and more concerned with looking for his "girlfriend."

[hara]

f00tballgirlxoxo: "Okay, babe! I'll see you soon! *muAh*"

Patiently waiting until the nimrod logged off, Hara pulled out a sticky note and began jotting-- or drawing what the fool might look like. (picTURE HERE)

He stuck the pen back into the container and glared at the sticky note as if lolsummer69 was actually there. Hara lifted his head to see more messages from his 'online boyfriend'. Upon seeing the messages, Hara rolled his eyes and quickly jotted down the given number next to the drawing. He straightened his back and got to replying.

f00tballgirlxoxo: "Oh!! Silly me!! Ur sooo smart ILY! XD I'll text you, babe. "

The male really couldn't believe it. The other guy seemed completely ready for his date. He's probably expecting a meet and blowjob. Hah, what a fucking virgin. Hara signed off and started changing. He grabbed a pair of beige shorts and a t-shirt. He threw a blue hoodie over himself just in case of the October winds.

Finally arriving at the beach made Hara think of all sorts of ideas-- burning, explosions, littering, violating, destruction... It was all in his head. But, instead, I'm here to fuck around with some boy who types like an old pedophile.

Hara saw someone who looked like he has never been outside before-- or know how to dress properly. Jesus Christ... What am I dealing with? Hara walked up to the boy and shoved him onto the sand. "Hey, virgin. It's me. Get up, loser. I finally found you, lolsummer69."

The thing was that lolsummer69 did look like a major shut in.

[izanagi]

The whole time he was waiting, Iza constantly checked his phone for a text. He looked around, too, even though he had no idea what he was looking for. His 'girlfriend' had never shown him a picture of her or even described herself, so he was probably just standing there looking like a confused idiot. This whole time he had been worried about him not impressing her, but what if it was the other way around? What if she wasn't pretty?

Izanagi wasn't that self centered to think that his girlfriend had to be prett--.. No, scratch that, he totally was. He didn't want to have the bad reputation for dating an ugly girl and what would he say if she was? He wouldn't just be able to ditch her.. Maybe he'd see her from a distance and run off if she wasn't good looking. She wouldn't even know it was him and the next day, he'd just sign on and delete his account on that MMORPG. No big deal.

He figured that was a great plan and that, if things turned out wrong, that he could just follow it closely. Unfortunately, that wasn't going to work out like he wanted, because the next thing he knew he could feel the cold sand under his hands and was spitting it out of his mouth.

"Hey, virgin. It's me. Get up, loser. I finally found you.."

His first reaction was to get up and yell at the guy, but just as he had managed to scramble up and turned around to face him, he frowned and froze in place a little.

"..lolsummer69."

WHAT THE HELL...??

"What." That was all he could manage at first as he blinked a few times, trying to figure out what was happening. Was this a sick joke? Probably. "You're not .."

He just trailed off and sighed. He'd been pranked, hadn't he? All this time .. Sick fucker.

"What do you want?"

[hara]

The boy that was on the floor seemed like he was in denial. Hara kept a sly smile on his lips as he picked 'lolsummer69' off the ground. The other kid seemed so light... so innocent. It only made Hara want to crush him. But... he wouldn't do that to his online boyfriend just yet.

"What do you want?"

"I want you to join me in some fun," he answered quickly.

His insidious mind never feigned as he brushed the other boy's shoulders for him. I don't know how the hell to even treat this little fucker.

"Or are you going to cry because f00tballgirlxoxo isn't here to give you a blowjob?"

Hara was glaring at the boy with snake eyes as a distraction. But at the same time in his pocket, he was secretly texting the boy.

: "Hey boo, where R U? :-( R U OK?"

--SENT--

He wanted to continue playing with the boy just a little more before treating him as a subordinate. I hope his text tone isn't as weird as him. His goal for now was to fuck around with his mind.

[izanagi]

Iza swatted the other boy's hands away from his shoulders as he frowned at older, unsure of what to say. No, he didn't want to have anything more to do with the other teenager and, yes, he'd be glad to just turn around and walk away .. but it was clear that if Hara wanted him to stay that bad, Izanagi probably wouldn't be able to just get away that easily. Despite the fact that he might have been pretty scrawny looking and all around talentless, he wasn't stupid.

Besides, there was always the vibration and the small Ping! in his pocket as his phone went off. Having never been able to pick a ringtone that wasn't embarrassing, the redhead had just settled on one of the default ones. However, if he wasn't so worried about being socially accepted all the time, he would have probably chosen one from some video game.

Taking out the phone, he glanced at the text message from who he assumed was the real girl he was looking for, frowning as he started to message back. He didn't want to let his attention off this guy for too long, though, so his reply was pretty quick and to the point.

"im fine. just some asshole holdin me up. dont worry about it. where r u?? ill come find u."

--SENT--

With that, he shoved the device back into his pocket and glared up at the light-haired teenager. "I don't want her to give me a blowjob, anyways," he snapped back, although.. No, no, stop. He wouldn't think about that. "Define fun, because if it means.. getting into trouble.." he frowned. Then again, what else did fun mean with these types of guys?

[hara]

Oh. So his tone isn't something ridiculous and pathetic, Hara thought. A glint of satisfaction rested behind his eyeball as the redhead before him stopped everything to text back.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? Stopping everything around you just to text, ginger?"

Hara was so, so amused at this kid. It was like he was watching a typical loser in those lame high school movies that teachers tend to show. The losers were characterized as those who appeared socially awkward on both the outside and inside, and they were easily tricked and hurt.

Feeling a vibration in his pocket, Hara gave a devious smile towards the boy. Did the kid not really know? Oh my God, I even said our in game names. What the fuck is this ginger made out of?

This time, he took out his phone and read the text to himself. I swear, if this hint doesn't give it away, I might have to pay a whore with an STD to have sex with this idiot.

"I think I'm near U! I Just Saw A Loser Get Pushed 2 Da Ground! Lmao! What a HuNK the Other Guy Was!<3 "

--SENT--

Hara kept his eyes on the redhead. His expression didn't change from the last time. Inside, he was really surprised at how dense the kid seemed.

"Girls like blowjobs. Especially if you're a hunk," he grimaced. The other boy appeared as if he didn't want to stick around Hara. "Hm," he began as he thought of something to do. "Let's go tap girls' asses. We won't get in trouble. It's their fault if they have nice asses, anyways."

[izanagi]

"My name isn't 'ginger,'" he remarked in reply, rolling his eyes as he looked up at Hara. He was definitely trying to figure things out as he glanced at him, but he wasn't sure what exactly he wanted to know and, the fifteen year old had never exactly been good at learning things about people based on little things like appearances. He just wasn't as observant as he probably should have been.

The redhead bit the inside of his cheek for a few moments before speaking again. "It's not 'ginger..'" he repeated. "I'm Izanagi Kimura." Okay, maybe giving out your full name to a guy you just met wasn't exactly a good idea, but neither was hanging around when said guy had just pushed you into the sand.

And then that text..

"Fucking hell," he mumbled to himself as he was about to reply, but just as he started typing the first word, the puzzle pieces fell together. Iza's grip tightened on his phone as he slipped it back in his pocket, and he looked back up at Hara now. "You tricked me."

First the accusation and then the surprise from the suggestion he heard shortly afterwards. Izanagi might have been mad, but it wasn't that hard to get his attention on something else, especially when it was something like that. "Are you g--.." Oh. Obviously not, since he wanted to go "tap some girls asses."

... Wait. What..

Why in the world would Izanagi want to do that? Wasn't it.. disrespectful?

"I don't know if that's a good idea," he replied finally. "I mean, how do you know for sure we won't get in trouble..?"

[hara]

Hara's eyebrows did an unfamiliar movement as the redhead kept saying that he wasn't a ginger. He's a redhead, has freckles and is awkward-- what else can describe him? "I think I fucking heard you the first time, Izanagi Kimura."

Wow, this kid has got to be the most idiotic kid Hara has ever met. He gave out his name to a complete asshole and expects nothing out of it. I can do so much with a name... Does this kid even watch the news or know anything on stranger danger? I could fucking rape him if I was a 45 year old man.

But he wasn't. Instead, he was a teenager who needed accomplices to kill his sick boredom.

When Izanagi finally figured it all out, Hara was kind of relieved that he didn't have to call that whore. Even if he was relieved, he did't show it on his face. "You tricked me," Izanagi said.

"No. Trick isn't the word, hermit. I was playing around with you and it was really fun," Hara replied with satisfied demon eyes.

Izanagi wanted to say something, but Hara guessed that a cat had caught his tongue. But he sure was chickening out of the nice request Hara had offered him. "Dude, we won't get in trouble. If anything, just use your cute charm. ... If you have any."

Ooo, there's a babe. Hara grinned and shoved Izanagi towards the slim girl with long dark hair and a small bikini on. Hara went close to Izanagi to whisper, "Her tits are fucking huge. Her ass is a great size to slap. So, you gonna do it or what? You might even get to hook up with her. You know, find your NEW f00tballgirlxoxo."

[izanagi]

"...what about you? What's your name?" he asked. Izanagi might have been really stupid, but he wasn't going to just let this guy get away with his name without giving him one in return. Besides, he couldn't keep calling his internet girlfriend -- oh, excuse me, boyfriend? -- by her online username forever. It just didn't work that way.

"Wow, you must be really sick to think that's fun." The words came out before he could stop them, but then again, Hara had been rude first so Iza didn't exactly try and stop himself from commenting back. "That and really desperate. I mean, you had to call yourself a hunk after all. Maybe that's because no real girl will?" Okay, okay. Slow it down there, buddy. You don't want to get yourself into too much trouble, do you?

Cute charm? What cure charm? It wasn't like Izanagi was ugly or anything, but he definitely didn't know how to use any cuteness he had to his advantage. That was probably one of the reasons why he normally failed so much with girls and... Wait, now that he was thinking back to one of those secret memories of his, a sudden realization hit the redhead.

How much had he actually told this guy after all? He hardly knew him, but he had believed that he knew "f00tballgirlxoxo" and could trust her with any of his secrets... Oh god, how stupid could the teenager get?

Oh well, that was over and done and his attention was now on the girl Hara was talking about. O-oh. That was all he could manage at first, but even then, he couldn't say it out loud. His mind wandered to the fact that she was wearing something so.. so.. revealing and only snapped back when he heard the other teenager's next words.

"H-hey! Don't talk about her." Wait, that was a dumb thing to say, wasn't it? "I mean--.. Uh.. Never mind. Look, why don't you do it if you're so eager?" he retorted.

[hara]

"My name?" Hara was clashing with his thoughts before answering the poor boy. Even if he had given him his name, he couldn't do anything... or so he thinks. "Hara Midori. Why don't you just continue calling me your girlfriend? I think it's funnier." He stopped talking and shrugged. It wasn't a big deal anyways. "Whatever floats your boat, dude."

"Desperate," Hara felt a a surge of power. He was trying to be nice to this kid-- let him tap some asses, hook up with chicks. "Desperate isn't the word. I just enjoyed seeing your expression when you found out f00tballgirlxoxo wasn't here." Now his sick smile came back. He looked like the devil or a demon trying to restrain himself. I'll get this little fucker in school, but I'll just screw around for now.

To Hara, the teen in front of him seemed like a passive fool. But, he gained some points for trying to stand up for himself. The light haired male just shook his head and rolled his eyes whenever the other talked. The girl in front of them was perfect. "Izanagi-fag, she has the body-- the body that wants to be slapped. Why else would she be so slim?" Obviously, that wasn't logical. Then again, Izanagi could believe anything. He just deemed that sort of person.

First, the redhead seemed like he was defending her, but then he asked Hara to do it instead. Hara wanted to shove something up this idiot's nose. He was being way too loud. Wanting to hurry up and get their little scandal done, Hara spoke calmly as if they were spies going in for the attack. "I'll slap her tits if you slap her ass first. That is, if she doesn't start getting feelings for you." But he knew. As if anyone would be crazy enough want to date the sucker next to me.

[izanagi]

For some odd reason, his face flushed red at the mention of the word 'girlfriend.' That.. How inconsiderate could this guy be?? Did the ginger's feelings mean nothing at all? Then again, he wasn't sure if those feelings were the same anymore.. Izanagi decided to convince himself that the girl he'd met online and this guy were two different people. It had to be a trick, right? Maybe she had a nosy brother or something and he went through her chat logs.. or something. That was possible.. wasn't it? He told himself it was, even though he knew that in reality he doubted he would be so lucky.

"B-because, you're not a girl!" Iza finally managed to get out, trying to calm himself down before he even considered talking again. Although, didn't Hara know that saying things like that could come back to haunt him later? If the redhead were bold enough, he could just say, 'hell, if you want to be considered my girlfriend, then you can get treated like one.' Right? Wouldn't it be embarrassing if Izanagi found him in public and just started saying weird, sappy stuff??

Of course, first he'd have to build up the courage to do so, and the fifteen-year-old wasn't quite on that level just yet. No, not yet.. he told himself. But he would get back at Hara soon enough, someway, somehow.

"Why.." As far as Iza was concerned, Hara didn't just look like the devil. He was the devil. "You're pathetic." Of course, even if he said those things, he found himself remaining there. Why he hadn't walked away was a mystery to himself, but maybe it was because he wasn't just ready to let go of all the broken memories that he'd made with his so-called girlfriend.

Idiot, he told himself. You shouldn't have fell for it.. You should.. have..

"My name isn't fag," he corrected again, just like the whole ginger situation. Hell, he wasn't exactly going to do all too much if the nickname did continue to be used, but he might as well get that out there right now. "...wants to be? I don't.." He examined the options in his mind as he trailed off. "Maybe she's slim because she wants to be pretty? Has a high metabolism?" Izanagi suggested with a shrug, but just sighed inwardly after speaking. He should just keep his mouth shut and maybe Hara would walk away..

Then again, he had never had such luck. "..fine." He didn't want to be proved a coward in front of this guy and nothing too bad could happen.. right? What was the girl going to do? Scold him for being curious? Maybe he would get hit, but it.. would be worth it to prove he wasn't a complete scaredy cat to this guy, wouldn't it?

Probably not, but he would do it regardless.

"Shut up. She won't.. get feelings," he snapped back before shooting him a glare. Despite the tough act he was putting on, though, it was obvious he wouldn't do anything. "I better not regret this." Somehow, he knew he would, though.

Taking a deep breath, Izanagi turned away from the light-haired teenager and started making his way over to the older, and a bit intimidating, female. Shit, shit, shit.. he panicked in his mind, starting to regret his decision already, but he couldn't just run off now.. Maybe he'd just do it and get out of there quick.. Hopefully.

He finally approached the dark-haired girl and, pausing to glare back at Hara once more, quickly gave her a small slap on the ass. But, instead of getting away, he found himself freezing in place after doing the action.

....what had he done??

(OMG THIS MAKES NO SENSE? IM DERPING.... also it's red's turn if she's gonna jump in?? yes)